Could someone scratch my butt?
by Justin M.
My dog is a silly English bulldog. His name is Chubbs. He is silly and clumsy and that's what makes him awesome. He can't reach his butt, so he growls and spins around trying to scratch it. Then, if you scratch it for him, he loves you. His back legs give out and he just plops his backside on the floor as you scratch it for him. Also his own farts wake him up. I caught him once farting and then growling at his butt. His favorite place to sleep is inside his cage with his face in his food dish. He also is sometimes too lazy to stand up and eat so he'll lay down, eat and then pass out with his face inside his bowl. He is a very rolly-polly and happy dog. We wouldn't have him any other way. He makes us smile and laugh daily.